Seems your ol’ buddy Newt Gingrich says that his vast and undying love for his country led him to diddle his diddle in places where he shouldn’t be diddling. According to published reports, Gingrich appearing on the Christian Broadcasting Network said, “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”
Well fuck yeah. We can all use that excuse or some semblance thereof. ”Sorry sweetie, I know you caught me with four hookers, a midget dressed as Hitler and a great dane, but you see…it’s because I love my country. Yes ma’am. I love my country so much that I’ve had to run out and create a big ol pile of sex.”
Republicans. You know my general distaste for them if you’ve ever read anything here. I’d rather have a visit to the large handed proctologist than have anything to do with a Republican.
That being said remember 9-11? The Republicans certainly do. Time after time they’ve invoked “9-11″ as an excuse for war, a reason for tax hikes to provide for security, a reason to scare the pants off of all Americans in the name of liberty. Remember the stupid color scale? I’ve forgotten, are we at chartreuse level? Maybe it was green and red polka dotted being the Christmas Terror season. Whatever.
Jon Stewart so eloquently addresses the Republicans and their new found fiscal responsiblity. They’ve vetoed a bill that would provide aid to those first responders who have medical issues because of 9-11. Seems kind of stupid if you ask me.
I used to say that I’m from Texas and quite proudly…but that was a looooong time ago. Why? Well, for one, the entire fucking state is full of bigoted, mean spirited, misguided, small minded thugs. Sure they say that they’re good Christians but really, fuck this and fuck them. They’re no more good Christian than I am and I’m totally not.
Article recently mentions that the Texas Republican party has started a campaign against the speaker of the house. Not too weird as Republicans are trying to overthrow everything and everyone pretty much everywhere. The bad thing is that they’ve started this campaign against the speaker because he’s Jewish. They want to have “a true Christian” leader and that the Christians “do the best job ever”.
Sarah Palin likes to fashion herself as one of the regular people. One of you! Not me, mind but you, if you want it. She jets around the country appearing at gatherings of people who forget that Medicare is a government handout and who forget that taxes paid for the road that the used to get to whatever Kmart Sarah is appearing at.
Vanity Fair did a great piece on Frau Palin. Beyond the stiffing the hotel staffs on tips and the yelling, screaming fits of rage, she’s really not a very good person. She has one speech that one can listen to, change “bible” with “constitution” and be good to go.
It’s amazing to me that this charlatan has garnered such “respect” and adoration. The crowds love her. The total and complete love that these huge crowds show for her speaks, I think more to the intelligence of the American public or lack thereof, than it does to the quality of her speeches and rhetoric.
Fear mongering tea baggers at Fox News love, just love to connect terrorists with everything that doesn’t have the “Tea Bagged by Your Republican Representatives” label strapped to it in a provocative manner. Like a leather harness that some of these fine folk like to wear under their Wal Mart purchased suits.
It’s funny then that they haven’t talked about the terrorists that are part owners of Fox News. I thought it was nice of Jon Stewart to point this out for us.
As Jon says, DON’T WANT FOX NEWS. Just don’t. You’ll be smarter for it.
David Stockman thinks that the Republicans have killed us all. Or at least our economy.
Stockman thinks it all started with Nixon. That rascal. Got worse and kept getting worse as we were at war with pretty much everyone in the middle east except for Honest Mustaffah’s Falafel Wagon. Finally, Wall Street did us all in by their greed. And bonuses. Everyone should get more bonuses.
Herr Stockman thinks that there’s going to be class warfare coming. I disagree. I think that the American public is to fat and uncaring to actually worry about anything like class warfare. Geez, I mean really, there’s shows to watch, Bud Light to drink and you know…they/we’re busy. Yeah, busy. Maybe next week or the week after. Anyway, I gotta go, American Idol is on and it’s just the best show ever.
I still say I want a cool uniform and maybe a title. Yeah, I’ll be the Grand Vizar of Blue Springs.
On behalf of the Republican party and those with money who can’t be bothered with your silly issues, I’ve been asked to ask you to please calm down. Sure, you don’t have housing. We understand that. In fact, we hear that many are in trouble. Every day, every single day, dear friends are having to drive to their tennis lessons or dance groups through hordes of people like in the video below. Why just the other day at the tennis club, we were discussing the plight of the poor people and how we could help. I, being the generous kind hearted person that I am, gave the woman who was serving us an extra dollar. That’s how I’m helping.
Oh, silly me, I got off topic a bit there, didn’t I? So anyway, seems that in some city, Atlanta I think, there were some “housing vouchers” being handed out. I have no idea what a housing voucher would be, but lots of people apparently want one. Why on earth anyone would need a “voucher” for their housing is beyond me. If these people don’t have housing or enough money to have a decent house, then it’s obvious that they’re lazy and shiftless and not right with God. So you see, it’s really their own fault.
If you’re one of these poor people who are out of work, I’d suggest that you get off of your lazy behinds and go get a job. That’s right. Just go get a job. Surely, the Quiky Mart is hiring or perhaps the McRonalds burger stand would have a position befitting a person of your plight. Whatever the case may be, there are just oodles of jobs out there to be had so there’s really no excuse.
I’ll leave you with this word, If you’re poor and unemployed, then you’ve chosen to be. Chose NOT to be and you’ll be fine. Make sure you go to church and repent to the lord for all of your sins. That will surely help.
Batshit crazy Teaparty Presidential candidate and world class quitter Sarah Palin in an unscripted encounter with a protester in Alaska. The protestor is a teacher who obviously KNOWS the Constitution and the contents there of. Palin…not so much. Her “retorts” are full of her usual gibberish about protecting American values, blah, blah, blah, blah. I’d say it’s funny but it’s just pathetic that so many worship this silly woman.
Seriously. I do love America. Where else can a complete tool become a huge radio star, help set the path for a political party and say things that are so batshit crazy that they defy explanation? No where else but right here baby. Right here in the good ol’ U S of A.
Recently Republican masturbatory dream guy Rush Limbaugh implied that Mrs. Obama could take a vacation because of America’s “slave past”.
Last week Glenn Beck said something about the Obama administration being a “planet of the apes” administration.
How do these scumbags get away with this ridiculous garbage and still maintain employment.
Sadly their popularity speaks to the idiocy of the American people.
We’ve made our own bed and now we’re wallowing in the filth.
Watch as NY Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner gets all over some Republican asswads who were able to reject a bill offering aid to those who have suffered illness as a result of the attacks on New York. And the Republicans gibber about how they’re for the brave Americans who defend and protect our country. Liars. Go Rep. Weiner!
