Batshit crazy Teaparty Presidential candidate and world class quitter Sarah Palin in an unscripted encounter with a protester in Alaska. The protestor is a teacher who obviously KNOWS the Constitution and the contents there of. Palin…not so much. Her “retorts” are full of her usual gibberish about protecting American values, blah, blah, blah, blah. I’d say it’s funny but it’s just pathetic that so many worship this silly woman.
As one of maybe seven or eight registered Democrats in Blue Springs, my wife and I most assuredly on a Republican hit list. Somehow during elections we get visits from every Repulican genius running for dog catcher or postal sorter or whatever. Honestly I don’t really mind because I love to actually talk with them.
Seems that most of these people campaigning don’t really expect the person answering the door to actually engage them and engage them in an informed way. Not to say that I’m informed about anything but I do know that in 1066 England was successfully invaded for the last time at the Battle of Hastings. (My father would beat me repeatedly until I learned this fact. Okay he didn’t beat me but he did coerce me…okay not coerce but really, do we need to get into details? Geez.)
Earlier this week we were visited by a lady running for State Senator. I forget her name but she said she was Republican. Surprisingly she didn’t ask me to pray with her, nor did she tell me how great Glenn Beck is. She did talk to me though.
She told me that she’s a) in favor of the people b) in favor of tax cuts and c) wants to create jobs. Really going out on a limb there Mrs. Seanatewannabee. Those are some brave and forward thinking positions you’ve got there.
This lady and her spiel are a fine indicator of why we are in such a lovely, wonderful state. Tax cuts! Of course, get the man off our back! Why in the hell do we need taxes anyway? I’m sick of paying taxes. That’s right. No more taxes from me. Yessirree Bob. You commie pinko government types won’t get another damn penny. But you really need to fix the roads. Now. Yeah, fix the roads. And get more people down at the DMV. I don’t care how you do it, but get me some more people. I’m tired of waiting. But don’t think you’ll get anymore taxes from me. Not a cent. Oh, and get me some more police. There’s lots of dark skinned people and other sketchy people running around and we need more police. Just do it.
Jobs! Yeah. When you cut the taxes, let’s get some more jobs. Order them up. Sure you say that Wal-Mart is hiring, so you’ve done a fine job of creating jobs, but Obama is obviously holding us down. I can’t wait until this lady is elected and starts making companies spew jobs out like a goose with explosive diarrhea. You’ll not be able to NOT get a job as soon as these Republicans get in and lead us to Heaven!
Go Republicans! I can’t wait until they start creating these jobs, cut our taxes to not a cent, fix our crumbling infrastructure and lead us to the promised land. Oh, it’s going to be glorious! Glorious I tell you.