On behalf of the Republican party and those with money who can’t be bothered with your silly issues, I’ve been asked to ask you to please calm down. Sure, you don’t have housing. We understand that. In fact, we hear that many are in trouble. Every day, every single day, dear friends are having to drive to their tennis lessons or dance groups through hordes of people like in the video below. Why just the other day at the tennis club, we were discussing the plight of the poor people and how we could help. I, being the generous kind hearted person that I am, gave the woman who was serving us an extra dollar. That’s how I’m helping.
Oh, silly me, I got off topic a bit there, didn’t I? So anyway, seems that in some city, Atlanta I think, there were some “housing vouchers” being handed out. I have no idea what a housing voucher would be, but lots of people apparently want one. Why on earth anyone would need a “voucher” for their housing is beyond me. If these people don’t have housing or enough money to have a decent house, then it’s obvious that they’re lazy and shiftless and not right with God. So you see, it’s really their own fault.
If you’re one of these poor people who are out of work, I’d suggest that you get off of your lazy behinds and go get a job. That’s right. Just go get a job. Surely, the Quiky Mart is hiring or perhaps the McRonalds burger stand would have a position befitting a person of your plight. Whatever the case may be, there are just oodles of jobs out there to be had so there’s really no excuse.
I’ll leave you with this word, If you’re poor and unemployed, then you’ve chosen to be. Chose NOT to be and you’ll be fine. Make sure you go to church and repent to the lord for all of your sins. That will surely help.
Seriously. I do love America. Where else can a complete tool become a huge radio star, help set the path for a political party and say things that are so batshit crazy that they defy explanation? No where else but right here baby. Right here in the good ol’ U S of A.
Recently Republican masturbatory dream guy Rush Limbaugh implied that Mrs. Obama could take a vacation because of America’s “slave past”.
Last week Glenn Beck said something about the Obama administration being a “planet of the apes” administration.
How do these scumbags get away with this ridiculous garbage and still maintain employment.
Sadly their popularity speaks to the idiocy of the American people.
We’ve made our own bed and now we’re wallowing in the filth.
Watch as NY Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner gets all over some Republican asswads who were able to reject a bill offering aid to those who have suffered illness as a result of the attacks on New York. And the Republicans gibber about how they’re for the brave Americans who defend and protect our country. Liars. Go Rep. Weiner!
This makes me laugh nearly uncontrollably. I mean, sure I wet my pants, but I do that all the time.
Recently fired from her Agrictulture Department post because of a badly edited video posted on Right Wing god Andrew Breibarts site, Mrs. Sherron as vowed to sue, doesn’t want an apology from this moron and hasn’t decided to accept the job offered her somewhere in the department.
The Obama team screwed up on this one and the Republicans can eat it. Ha! Go Shirley. This will be fun to watch.
As one of maybe seven or eight registered Democrats in Blue Springs, my wife and I most assuredly on a Republican hit list. Somehow during elections we get visits from every Repulican genius running for dog catcher or postal sorter or whatever. Honestly I don’t really mind because I love to actually talk with them.
Seems that most of these people campaigning don’t really expect the person answering the door to actually engage them and engage them in an informed way. Not to say that I’m informed about anything but I do know that in 1066 England was successfully invaded for the last time at the Battle of Hastings. (My father would beat me repeatedly until I learned this fact. Okay he didn’t beat me but he did coerce me…okay not coerce but really, do we need to get into details? Geez.)
Earlier this week we were visited by a lady running for State Senator. I forget her name but she said she was Republican. Surprisingly she didn’t ask me to pray with her, nor did she tell me how great Glenn Beck is. She did talk to me though.
She told me that she’s a) in favor of the people b) in favor of tax cuts and c) wants to create jobs. Really going out on a limb there Mrs. Seanatewannabee. Those are some brave and forward thinking positions you’ve got there.
This lady and her spiel are a fine indicator of why we are in such a lovely, wonderful state. Tax cuts! Of course, get the man off our back! Why in the hell do we need taxes anyway? I’m sick of paying taxes. That’s right. No more taxes from me. Yessirree Bob. You commie pinko government types won’t get another damn penny. But you really need to fix the roads. Now. Yeah, fix the roads. And get more people down at the DMV. I don’t care how you do it, but get me some more people. I’m tired of waiting. But don’t think you’ll get anymore taxes from me. Not a cent. Oh, and get me some more police. There’s lots of dark skinned people and other sketchy people running around and we need more police. Just do it.
Jobs! Yeah. When you cut the taxes, let’s get some more jobs. Order them up. Sure you say that Wal-Mart is hiring, so you’ve done a fine job of creating jobs, but Obama is obviously holding us down. I can’t wait until this lady is elected and starts making companies spew jobs out like a goose with explosive diarrhea. You’ll not be able to NOT get a job as soon as these Republicans get in and lead us to Heaven!
Go Republicans! I can’t wait until they start creating these jobs, cut our taxes to not a cent, fix our crumbling infrastructure and lead us to the promised land. Oh, it’s going to be glorious! Glorious I tell you.
Flipping through the channels for some appropriate background noise, I came across someting on HBO called “Right America: Feeling Wronged” and boy howdy, we’re a fine bunch of people I’ll tell ya.
The documentary (so far) consists of interviews with people, apparently before the election, who are rabidly anti Obama. The interviews so far have been with some good old boys at a gas station, most of them were convinced that Obama is a Muslim, a few have said that he was involved in 9/11. They’ve more or less all said that Obama was going to remove the flags from places, that the drop in the market prior to the elections were Obama’s fault, etc…etc…etc…
My political stance notwithstanding, this is very scary. Scary in an “omigod” sort of way in that the next election may or may not result in Republicans gaining more seats in Congress. I’m afraid that they’ll pander to the extreme right wing and then we’re in trouble.
Serious trouble.
This is perhaps the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. Even more disturbing than Bango The Clown does Dallas porn. And that was awfully distrubing.
