Or at least that’s what this guide from 1894 says.  Obviously this doesn’t apply to my wife….
THE wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly — and as time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.
Feigned illness, sleepiness and headaches are among her best friends in this [...]

I know that there are lots of Texans here in the Kansas City area.  I’ll post some links to info.  If you hear from people down there, email us
KHOU
KHOU chat
KTRK
Houston Chronicle
Channel 2

All you Texans check in as soon as you get a chance.  Email, call whatever.  Don’t make me come down there.  Damnit.
And seriously, if the power or lack thereof becomes an issue, you all know you can come visit.

I’m from Houston, but you can’t hold that against me.  Especially now.  When I was a kid, we always wanted a hurricane to come, just so we could experience it.  Wow, how cool it would be…wind, rain, toads, etc…etc…etc.  Never happened.  Sure we had a few good old fashioned storms, but never the hurricane that [...]

So I’m home sick trying not to cough up a lung but not having a great deal of luck…so far. Watching old movies I see that “Yours, Mine and Ours” is on. Something dawned on me…Lucy is/was not bad looking. You’ve seen her a million, gazillion times and so you don’t really [...]