Morning Anger: Idiots
Posted By KJ ~ 20th January 2010
We are surrounded by idiots, morons, dumbasses and did I say idiots?
It’s been foggy here in Kansas City. Every day for the fast week or so it’s foggy as hell in the morning and foggy at night on the way home. Yet every single day there are wreck after wreck after wreck on the highways. Multiple car accidents. Repeated multiple car accidents.
I’m totally convinced that the collective public IQ is probably that of mud puddle. I mean no disrespect to the mud puddles of the world.
Everytime the weather is a bit different. Everytime it snows, rains, spits, mists, has no clouds, is cloudy, blows, doesn’t blow, is hot, cold, in between…whatever…the idiots of the world get out in the cars, talk on their stupid, stupid bluetooth headsets to their grandma/wife/lover (often one and the same), drive around town and crash. Then they look surprised, are on the news and are generally heard to say something like “well I don’t know…sure we caint see nothin on count of the fog and whatnot, but that ain’t no reason for me to slow’er on down. Hell no, if you cain’t run with the big dogs, then get the hell off of the porch. Am I lying to anybody?”
Idiots.
This is why we never should have gone down the road of making automobiles safer. If we hadn’t insisted on seat belts and airbags and child safety seats and the like, we could have let natural selection take it’s course.